Worried about Y2K?

		      Baffled by all the jargon?

	       Still wondering where you'll be at Y2K?

     Do you feel uncomfortable at parties when your friends start
		 discussing the impending apocalypse?

Following the success of our one-day birthday sales opportunity in
1997, Stark-Staring Holdings (UK) Ltd are proud to announce a series
of drop-in Y2K seminars designed to address your Y2K needs. We offer
courses on a range of subjects:

 - Alternative Technologies for the New Millennium
 - Looting for Fun and Profit
 - Stockpiling: Canned or dehydrated goods?
 - Zen and the Art of Bunker Construction
 - The Small Game Cook 
 - How to Make Friends and Influence Biker Gangs
 - Cycling towards energy efficiency
 - Where there is no doctor
 - Grasses: Their use in building

We also offer a number of tutorials for computer professionals
including:

 - Fish farming and the Mac Classic
 - Microsoft vs Netscape: who cares?
 - Information storage solutions for the New Millennium: the book
 - Suns into ploughshares: agricultural tool construction

The seminars will run from Tuesday 28th December 1999 until the food
runs out or Saturday 4th January 1900, whichever is soonest.

Our seminars will be held at our conference facilities based at the
University of Bath. Situated close to the picturesque city of Bath,
these facilities boast simple, yet plentiful accommodation, a
private security force and water supply, oil-fired central heating
with several thousand litres of fuel and many green open spaces with
ample opportunity for walks or smallholding development.

For further information, fill in the form below and return it to our
Y2K coordinator at: 16 Hilldown Road, Southampton, SO17 1SX, or
reply to this email. You do not need to send a deposit at this time,
though please note that delegates are advised to bring three months
supply of food with them to the seminars.

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Nick Gibbins                                         nmg97r@ecs.soton.ac.uk
VP Sales                                      +44 (0) 1703 593256 (daytime)
Stark Staring Holdings (UK) Ltd               +44 (0) 1703 552161 (evening)